miss-slothrop: usb-dongle: crimson-firecat: mooflakes: shut-in-princess: I stay inside, and wear a tiara.  i dont want to know Uh I throw flaming red cats at people…???? I use USB dongles in super ways that’s not a super power that’s rEAL LIFE I can disguise myself to the point of not being recognized without covering my face, I can leap across highways in a single bound, I can sense when people are out to get me, I’m unnaturally charming to the opposite sex and…no, that doesn’t work for a woman… I have a cool sword.

miss-slothrop:

usb-dongle:

crimson-firecat:

mooflakes:

shut-in-princess:

I stay inside, and wear a tiara. 

i dont want to know

Uh

I

throw flaming red cats at people…????

I use USB dongles

in super ways

that’s not a super power that’s rEAL LIFE

I can disguise myself to the point of not being recognized without covering my face, I can leap across highways in a single bound, I can sense when people are out to get me, I’m unnaturally charming to the opposite sex and…no, that doesn’t work for a woman…

I have a cool sword.

Source: zeekayart
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